Here in my beloved hometown there are many things available for free out on the sidewalks. Often they are marked by a sign.

And often they’re not, like this whimsical offering of fake flowers and sparkly stuff.

I’ve been getting in on the act lately and have deposited various furnishings on the curb out front. I always put signs on them, and because I’m silly I always come up with different way to say “Free.”

My favorite so far is “Free to a good home … or yours.” A more convoluted sign said “The state I’ve achieved tastes of reality.”

If I was to do it in Excel I guess I’d go with “=PMT(0,1,0)“.